Random Funny Shit Thread

[Siegler]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_WfRUpFL1x8/Taa8OuHL6KI/AAAAAAAAAFY/ZU4t-ey0ic0/s1600/Cupcake_dog_PTSD.gif

[c_murder]

ohhh nooooo

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mvolfHWM1qegxs3o1_250.gif

[EXCellR8]

ugh, grossness...

[Double R]

What the everloving fuck Chris

[P-Spec]

Thats from the movie God Bless America.

Fucking awesome movie btw.

[zedron]

What the everloving fuck Chris
Nothing like some dirty flying tampons.

[Jake]

http://i.imgur.com/qpHnE.jpg

[RacerX]

http://i.imgur.com/qpHnE.jpg

This.

[Double R]

LOL

That guy was definitly a staff NCO

[RacerX]

He definitely also looks retire due to the wrinkly skin and handlebar moustache lol

[c_murder]

He definitely also looks retire due to the wrinkly skin and handlebar moustache lol


He definitely also looks retire due to the wrinkly skin and handlebar moustache


He definitely also looks retire due to the wrinkly skin and handlebar


He definitely also looks retire due to the wrinkly skin and


He definitely also looks retire due to the wrinkly skin


He definitely also looks retire due to the wrinkly


He definitely also looks retire due to the


He definitely also looks retire due to


He definitely also looks retire due


He definitely also looks retire

:whatthe:

[c_murder]

oh you meant retired*. now i gets it

[zedron]

I find this extremely funny.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1gusAIRN8M

[Germinator]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xspA8PbBQA

[Harry]

Lol dont fuck with fat kids.

[P-Spec]

That kids stand up defense needs improvement.

[civcmatt]

I find this extremely funny.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1gusAIRN8M

OHHHH man thats freaking funny!

[Double R]

http://i.imgur.com/hhOzZ.jpg

[c_murder]

:lol:

laughed at this for a while

http://i.imgur.com/RlnOd.jpg

:lol: :lol:

[sfd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5mY0ji1otH8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbKfYrPU0CQ&feature=relmfu

NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PcAQbhnGNs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrfBbKpeEHw&feature=related

[Tony_YYZ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zn113wLBsmg

[P-Spec]

I think this was his best one ever lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkrJ-U7ja1c

[sfd]

What am I walking for? They're the ones with diabetes :lol:

[sfd]

I think this is his best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syzQXpKhl8g&feature=relmfu

[Double R]

Dude is legit funny.

[P-Spec]

He has to be an idiot savant to come up with that much hilarious material on a weekly basis.

My favorites from the single girls video:

"Why you always tryin to find yourself? I'm pretty sure I found you last week on DareDorm gettin stuffed by the Jackson Five.....Jackson Four."

"Jackpot! Let's do this!!!"

and the epic ending "TIME FOR THE BONEHAMMER!"

[veloceracing]

He has to be an idiot savant to come up with that much hilarious material on a weekly basis.

My favorites from the single girls video:

"Why you always tryin to find yourself? I'm pretty sure I found you last week on DareDorm gettin stuffed by the Jackson Five.....Jackson Four."

"Jackpot! Let's do this!!!"

and the epic ending "TIME FOR THE BONEHAMMER!"

http://nyulocal.com/on-campus/2011/10/26/an-interview-with-nyu-grad-mike-tornabene-creator-of-youtube-hit-dom-mazzetti-2/

[Double R]

He has to be an idiot savant to come up with that much hilarious material on a weekly basis.

My favorites from the single girls video:

"Why you always tryin to find yourself? I'm pretty sure I found you last week on DareDorm gettin stuffed by the Jackson Five.....Jackson Four."

"Jackpot! Let's do this!!!"

and the epic ending "TIME FOR THE BONEHAMMER!"

I was expecting his shit to get old but it really hasn't.

[zedron]

772

[Tony_YYZ]

^Do Want!

[P-Spec]

thats not funny....thats AWESOME.








would have expected a bigger tv for all that epicness though.

[EXCellR8]

haha that's sick

[zedron]

thats not funny....thats AWESOME.








would have expected a bigger tv for all that epicness though.
Was too lazy to make own thread for it, lol.

[civcmatt]

it is pretty epic! its like a shrine of awesome!

[c_murder]

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/17/The-Vetting-Barack-Obama-Literary-Agent-1991-Born-in-Kenya-Raised-Indonesia-Hawaii

http://www.drudgereport.com/obp.jpg

[zedron]

773

[Siegler]

773

wat

[c_murder]

ban

[c_murder]

http://i.imgur.com/32VpG.jpg

[zedron]

wat
:lulz:

[Jake]

773lol

[Double R]

A coworker has that comic posted in his office.

[Double R]

http://i.minus.com/iGUckC0SihpPj.gif

[Naloxone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDnX6ubgnk8

[c_murder]

:lol: ahahhahaa

[c_murder]

http://fmn.rrimg.com/fmn065/xiaozhan/20120229/2050/x_large_Lixp_7309000087fb121b.gif

hmmmmmm

[RacerX]

That is not funny....






























Just sexy :wait:

[c_murder]

http://i45.tinypic.com/n890.jpg

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/578212_363905483675530_268330443233035_981571_4956 41106_n.jpg

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/385612_363852790347466_268330443233035_981349_3791 55258_n.jpg

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/401678_363638180368927_344098251_n.jpg

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/540044_363593923706686_268330443233035_980979_1574 563178_n.jpg


http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392445_363142453751833_268330443233035_979776_2104 645393_n.jpg

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/428463_362807627118649_268330443233035_979299_1020 240057_n.jpg

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/577413_362772357122176_268330443233035_979242_1718 293632_n.jpg

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538864_362029283863150_268330443233035_977790_1361 675596_n.jpg

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/549338_361966020536143_268330443233035_977699_9868 62473_n.jpg

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/540435_361300170602728_268330443233035_976628_4028 38001_n.jpg

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/550550_361221953943883_268330443233035_976380_1374 169662_n.jpg

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/544317_360823513983727_268330443233035_975670_7703 80980_n.jpg

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/553375_360806830652062_268330443233035_975649_7500 34793_n.jpg



http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/529732_358974197501992_268330443233035_972428_2999 82304_n.jpg

[c_murder]

http://i.imgur.com/DGggI.gif

http://i.imgur.com/AwjUX.gif

http://i.imgur.com/0Cqni.gif

[FlyingHonda]

did that guy just put a kid in the washing machine?

:spit:

[Cyrax]

dryer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzW-QDrdqV8

[c_murder]

fuck


pull the plug!

[c_murder]

http://i.imgur.com/dLf0x.gif

[Double R]

http://i.imgur.com/1RqWu.gif

http://i.imgur.com/B0Q3l.gif

[sfd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39KxQrGwOGU

[c_murder]

Cream

[zedron]

791

[borlax]

All the time, [0-10]

[c_murder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIaJUvIQDg

[zedron]

792

[Punisher11]

793

[c_murder]

Diablo 5 is out in China lol

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1976/diablovr.jpg

http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=62641558&f=68

[Punisher11]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/niceshadesp1.gif

[c_murder]

HBD!

http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/best_birthday_prank_ever.gif

[FlyingHonda]

Ownage level 99

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkqx09b-xyI&feature=player_embedded

[EXCellR8]

H1 is the only real hummer...

a fkn ranger could pull the h2 and h3 no problem

[Name]

It doesnt matter the brand of the vehicle.

Oh lets take my heavy ass truck on at least 37in wide ass tires and hook it up to your suck ass ram on what looks like all weather tires and watch me win.

:gay:

[civcmatt]

ya its all 100% weight at that point. my 4runner could prolly out power the Ram due to the fact it has more weight in the back than the truck lol. okay prolly not, but it is all about weight distro, specially with the traction in snow.
my old 01 Tahoe was a MILLON times better in the snow than my moms 00 Silverado.

[Reaper]

who cares, it was funny.
lets not mention the spinning of tires... when the ram stopped th hummer didnt move it..

regardless, weight = win

[Siegler]

http://www.offbeatenough.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/11bc2__426375_3312235087284_1310346535_33421626_17 79558441_n.jpg

[zedron]

^--:true story:

[c_murder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG6X-xtVask

[RacerX]

That's not funny, just sad smh....

[Stealth]

wtf....how is that even allowed

[Double R]

^--:true story:



:poker:

[Name]

816

[civcmatt]

wtf? dont see how that is straight what so ever

that has gay written all over it

[EXCellR8]

srsly "meet in back" haha... funny but fake

[zedron]

wtf....how is that even allowed
I would so want to be able to watch that in person. I would make a scene.

[Gamma_B]

http://www.offbeatenough.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/11bc2__426375_3312235087284_1310346535_33421626_17 79558441_n.jpg

I work for the government and this is the most true thing I have ever seen. I even just got a promotion doing this :lies:

[Double R]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/5/16/SywjxA0mG0i2pKZAyd-A_A2.gif

[Naloxone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv4OR_cuD08&feature=youtu.be

[Naloxone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyP0KCnju2s

[Tony_YYZ]

^That was so awesome :lol:

[zedron]

825

[Naloxone]

826

[zedron]

lol

[c_murder]

https://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/internet-memes-geller-fap.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/c1kMJ.jpg

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/9180/tumblrlnxg0wo8xf1qb5gkj.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/690/tumblrlnxg0wo8xf1qb5gkj.jpg/)

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/5656/28d3b103.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/684/28d3b103.jpg/)

http://i.imgur.com/ksGzP.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/JHcqJ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/x3nSS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QOBVn.png

http://i.imgur.com/b9TRh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RATNb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UBZNb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/iMIwl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/P5EEM.jpg

[c_murder]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bq2GwnpcKJk/T8TDzogAwZI/AAAAAAAABQo/tqIIsxWOuvs/s640/638e35ec6dc794dd0bc4c8f8de7846bd.jpg

[c_murder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU

[c_murder]

LOLOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo

[FlyingHonda]

http://youtu.be/HJVWjCVnVzU

[c_murder]

thats the only way I bring bags into my house

[sfd]

:lol: 100% accurate

[veloceracing]

Real men don't shop.

Faggots.

[Double R]

Is it shopping if you just steal people's bags when they're walking out of Publix?

[c_murder]

My wife brings it all home in the car, I put on my "challenge accepted" face and do my thing.

:challenge:

[c_murder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9nbhzKaqvA

[Germinator]

The zombie prank would have been funnier if someone turned around and blasted him.

[Name]

http://www.kcra.com/news/national/Woman-puts-gas-can-in-car-seat-not-toddler/-/11797450/14659134/-/cu67xfz/-/index.html
831

[sfd]

Nothing funny about that.....fucking people.

[Siegler]

http://i.imgur.com/RATNb.jpg



I feel bad for literally laughing my ass off at that

[Siegler]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2010/11/6/5/learn-chinese-in-5-minutes-12298-1289034279-4.jpg

[Siegler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1PsDyhNFBI

[zedron]

833

[c_murder]

A Soviet factory manager and an English factory manager are talking about their workers:
"Vat time do your vorkers start?" askes the Soviet.
"9am" says the Englishman.
"Ha! our workers start 6am sharp everyday! How many breaks do you have?" askes the Soviet.
"10 minutes every 2 hours for tea and an hour for lunch" says the Englishman.
"Ha our workers work all through the day with only 10 minutes for lunch, what time do you finish?"
"5pm"
"We finish at 10pm every night!"
"You wouldn't be able to convince my workers to work in those conditions."
"Why is that?"
"They're all communists."

[RacerX]

:meh:

[c_murder]

:why:

[RacerX]

:lol:

[c_murder]

:yea2:

[c_murder]

http://i.imgur.com/gzHF3.jpg

:lol:

[Double R]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vt8d9fC41qcg6too1_500.gif

[Cyrax]

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/202026-1/Bladder-boss-urinates.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

[c_murder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5FGGsupJBw

[Double R]

http://i.imgur.com/RT65B.jpg

[Tony_YYZ]

^:lol:

gl kids

[Double R]

http://i.imgur.com/B1bhL.png

http://i.imgur.com/Ay5bJ.png

http://i.imgur.com/gJKM5.png

http://i.imgur.com/PEmWP.png

http://i.imgur.com/bLt9G.png

[c_murder]

http://i.imgur.com/v9CCB.gif

[Tony_YYZ]

^gross

[Punisher11]

my uncle told me that toilet paper joke in the 90s... guess now it has pictures

[D-Atk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QeOWWe9lP4&feature=relmfu

[zedron]

868

[Punisher11]

868

i seen this, without the names redacted...

i forgot if it was on fb or another forum

[Tony_YYZ]

i seen this, without the names redacted...

i forgot if it was on fb or another forum

It's old, but just recently surfaced again. I think Charlie had it on his FB recently.

[c_murder]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=307_1339236461

[c_murder]

868


i seen this, without the names redacted...

i forgot if it was on fb or another forum


http://i.imgur.com/GxjIs.jpg

[Punisher11]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/484358_383981028334642_2130373326_n.jpg

[civcmatt]

^^lmfao!

[PoisonTheWell]

lol LINK, LINK!!!

[Reaper]

i dont get it... why is zelda holding a gun to that guy???? :troll:

[c_murder]

ya what a bitch

[zedron]

My little brother used to always refer to Link as Zelda. I would always get pissed and say its LINK LINK LINK, Zelda is the princess douchbag................."Whats a douchebag?":huh:

[zedron]

869

[Double R]

http://i.imgur.com/aLIih.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/wkd3W.jpg

[thinkmad]

lol

[c_murder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gORIOxjN0xg

[civcmatt]

Do you ever spread your vagina with your fingers and make it talk like a mouth

LMFAO wuuutttt :wait:

[Double R]

:songusta:

[Punisher11]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57IoQcuKPxc

[GVB109]

:lol::lol::lol: I cant believe I never thought about doing that, genius

[c_murder]

just ridiculousness

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/206201_381989561857307_283582544_n.jpg

[Punisher11]

they see me rollin, they hatin

[zedron]

I would rock that shit hard.

[Punisher11]

I would rock that shit hard.

hard rock that i would shit

[Harry]

I wanna see the trailer.

[c_murder]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1199633/boshshower.gif


http://i.imgur.com/rLNtb.png

[zedron]

879

[inebrieated assistan]

Pretty sure that picture predates the Internet.

[Siegler]

http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/gallery/motivate-july/thumbs/thumbs_houdini_he_started_young.jpg

http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/gallery/motivate-july/thumbs/thumbs_formerly_obese_man_thank_god_he_lost_weight .jpg

[c_murder]

:lol:
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/--aHOo3ab6J0/TsWEynG17zI/AAAAAAAAAY0/B0O98cgDpUg/w497-h373/11.gif

[zedron]

887

[Siegler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBe62Z3Htko&feature=player_embedded

[c_murder]

http://i.minus.com/iH8aOpXstddxg.gif

[Tony_YYZ]

^^:lol::lol::lol:

[Punisher11]

A wife comes home early from work one day, and when she walks in the front door, she finds her husband on the floor, in a very compromising position with a very attractive young woman.

The wife screams, "You are a disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!"

The husband pleads, "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Go ahead," the wife sobs, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

So the husband begins "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home from the market, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

"I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

"So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

"Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

"Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years that I bought you, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

"I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present from me, which you don't wear because you said I don't have good taste.

"I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.

"I asked her if she had a place to stay and she said she is living on the streets until she can get a job so to make sure she can protect herself while living on the streets I gave her the handgun and ammunition that I bought for you last year that you said you would never touch because you don't believe in guns."

The husband took a quick breath and continued, "She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
















































'Do you have anything else you can give me that your wife doesn't use anymore?'"

[borlax]

^^^ :isee: :lol::lol:

[thinkmad]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6789072/dora-the-explorer-movie-trailer-with-ariel-winter

[Cyrax]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yowsa7d_MLY&feature=player_embedded

[inebrieated assistan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5jI92Ht99Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[zedron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5jI92Ht99Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player
LOl, dog.

[c_murder]

seigler:
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/557853_394120093987402_2112956820_n.jpg




http://www10.pic-upload.de/03.07.12/8aid5tcv5kg.jpg


http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/bad-glamour-shots-28.jpg?w=500&h=675

[Tony_YYZ]

seigler:
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/557853_394120093987402_2112956820_n.jpg




[img]http://www10.pic-upload.de/03.07.12/8aid5tcv5kg.jpg[/img


[img]http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/bad-glamour-shots-28.jpg?w=500&h=675[/img

loll, where is that?

[Cage]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/now-kith.jpg

[RacerX]

:Lol:

[Double R]

For the most extreme shits

http://i.imgur.com/G3kVA.jpg

[c_murder]

lol turbo log INC

[Punisher11]

Rower + toilet would be the best machine ever

[Harry]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCkp8CWboNE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Cyrax]

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/182531-3/Fighting-women-crotch-punch.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

[sfd]

911

[Harry]

And let's not even start about the ability to upload viruses.

[Reaper]

^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Cyrax]

It's that time of year again :gasp:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUo1PgKksgw&feature=player_embedded

[Fkntkn]

lol @ that cop

[Reaper]

913

[Cyrax]

http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/internet-troll-oh-is-there-a-fire.jpg

[Double R]

http://i.imgur.com/JXAVa.gif

[Punisher11]

that reminded me of the limbo episode in futurama

[c_murder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huMDgmU2KtM

[Punisher11]

that was pretty good

[D-Atk]

http://youtu.be/ekqiVbOTBYU

[c_murder]

http://i.minus.com/iMwgDXADHwS4c.jpg

[Double R]

lol

How the fuck was Lin supposed to stay with NY when they never offered him a contract?

[c_murder]

i dunno lol



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6IowEN4Rc8

[thinkmad]

i dunno lol



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6IowEN4Rc8


would've put that store on lock down, and burn it. guess someone forgot to lock the cages at the zoo.

[EXCellR8]

i bet that store had an immediate shortage of kool aid...

not profilin' it's hot out there :poker:

[Tony_YYZ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sodoiq8aWCE&feature=player_embedded

[Double R]

That is why I shop at Costco.

[D-Atk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sodoiq8aWCE&feature=player_embedded

Goddamn savages

[c_murder]

That is why I shop at Costco.

Executive ftw. I love Costco. WHen i'm feeling really crazy I swing by Bed Bath and Beyond on the way home.

[c_murder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltcCGd9zid8

[Punisher11]

http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/internet-troll-oh-is-there-a-fire.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksQY2bDMAm0

[Punisher11]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltcCGd9zid8

:fap:

[zedron]

916

[Monte]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k200/68RR440/selfrespect.jpg

http://imagehosting.rodsnsods.co.uk/57424d57e1880c3ca.jpg

http://imagehosting.rodsnsods.co.uk/33914ffded9e71c4d.jpg

[Siegler]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s720x720/528799_10151103169061163_1195843219_n.jpg

[c_murder]

http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/here-comes-honey-boo-boo/videos/coming-soon.htm?rss=1

[Reaper]

^ i thought that was an advertisement.. i was getting angry watching while i waited for the luls you posted... then i see what you did there.

[c_murder]

sad shit huh

[overide]

http://i.imgur.com/5iyqE.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/t1RHD.jpg

[D-Atk]

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r2/51third/Window-tint-police-profiling-troll.gif

[overide]

http://i.imgur.com/BO0aJ.jpg

[c_murder]

http://ww1.sinaimg.cn/mw690/4949e31dtw1dv5spajkctg.gif

http://www10.pic-upload.de/25.07.12/icmug6gkchhd.gif


http://www10.pic-upload.de/25.07.12/rwonx66w97jk.gif

[Cyrax]

The way Chinese deal with a wasp nest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxiZxN1IN0U

[Punisher11]

probably had mothra in it

[sfd]

Seems about right

[Germinator]

923

[Punisher11]

http://www.nydailynews.com/rickshaw-driver-cycles-world-china-london-olympics-2012-article-1.1122722

87k miles on a rickshaw

[Stealth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tMxoSLWUfk

[Harry]

I can't imagine feeling so sick to puke yet pull weight like that.

[FlyingHonda]

Why? :ew:

[Harry]

just because I couldn't.

[FlyingHonda]

i meant why is that guy doing that while puking goddamit!?

[Harry]

I know :lol:

[Reaper]

^ :lol:

[borlax]

What is he trying to prove? "Hey guys look! I can lift enough weights to make me projectile vomit, I am all that is man!"

[sfd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtCu34Tq94I&feature=player_embedded

[Punisher11]

:lol:

[civcmatt]

ohhh you dick you you cut me off imma splash you!!!

[Punisher11]

ohhh you dick you you cut me off imma splash you!!!

he wouldnt just let him in

[sfd]

The car's window being down makes it all the more better.

[FlyingHonda]

that was pretty clever actually lol

[Tony_YYZ]

Lulz were had


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA&feature=player_embedded

[zedron]

Lulz were had


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA&feature=player_embedded
:lulz:

[Stealth]

omg lol

[Double R]

bwahahahahaa

[D-Atk]

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4e8ea55721fc1.jpg

[Reaper]

Sober me says Drink
953
Drunk me says Dont drink


EDIT: no time for photoshop, drunk me says sleep

[Siegler]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/7/25/juugbVm_4Eimx-Wfdj-ffQ2.jpg

[nhlfan]

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4e8ea55721fc1.jpg
Hahaha that's from my hometown of Regina.

[c_murder]

LOL Vegina!


Jon Stewart on Chick-fil-B things
http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2012/08/03/634741/jon-stewart-takes-on-incredibly-disheartening-chick-fil-a-appreciation-day/?mobile=nc

[Harry]

A friend sent me these, at least half were funny.


Subject: How to start a fight....

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started…
______________________________
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes.'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
________________________________
I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started…
________________________________
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
________________________________
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.* When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
________________________________
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
________________________________
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
________________________________
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started...
________________________________
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application..
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office...
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
________________________________
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started...

[Reaper]

^ LOL

[c_murder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGIaOVqj_wc

[Punisher11]

955


did that dude steal the cop's glasses at the end?

[c_murder]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87x8sRzlv1qe5nqyo2_r2_500.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87x8sRzlv1qe5nqyo3_r1_500.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87x8sRzlv1qe5nqyo4_r2_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87x8sRzlv1qe5nqyo5_r2_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87x8sRzlv1qe5nqyo6_r2_500.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87x8sRzlv1qe5nqyo7_r2_500.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87x8sRzlv1qe5nqyo8_r2_500.gif

[Tony_YYZ]

Bravo TLC. You really are The Learning Channel.

[c_murder]

http://i.minus.com/i2YC46m92b1UU.gif

http://i.imgur.com/i7GWA.jpg

[c_murder]

http://i.imgur.com/gbSba.jpg

[Double R]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toUiCVs2--w&feature=player_embedded

[c_murder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbLnGl4OM0A

[Tony_YYZ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njtjKYgS49s&feature=player_embedded

[c_murder]

http://i46.tinypic.com/143p7hk.jpg

lolol

[nhlfan]

http://i.imgur.com/Wv7af.jpg

[c_murder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk

[c_murder]

http://i.imgur.com/zaITq.jpg

[veloceracing]

http://i.imgur.com/3ktxV.png

[Punisher11]

:lol: @ the last 2

[Cyrax]

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/204123-1/Sleeping-mayo-paddle-prank.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

[Double R]

http://i.imgur.com/3ktxV.png

I was so close to posting this on FB. I know way too many idiots that would go to lp.org.