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Double R
02-29-2012, 03:45 PM
All of us all rant and rave about shit, but who's the biggest dick here?

Me for example. Anyone I see driving a Mustang I assume is a giant douchebag.

I drive a Mustang.

civcmatt
02-29-2012, 03:50 PM
Anyone who drives a Mustang is a giant Douchebag.....specially if its either a V6..period....or if its a GT with a Cobra on it

Mine is word useage. I hate when people use the wrong their there and they're or where, were....but i catch myself doing it all the flipping time....and then I want to punch myself in the face just a lil.

Harry
02-29-2012, 03:57 PM
In other words, you assume that mustangs tend to attract douchebags, which does not make you a hypocrite. If you thought driving a mustang was an act of doucebaggery, then you would be a hypocrite.

Double R
02-29-2012, 03:57 PM
I do think that using your instead of you're is sometimes just a mental slip due to them sounding alike.

The brain is a mighty troll.

Double R
02-29-2012, 03:57 PM
In other words, you assume that mustangs tend to attract douchebags, which does not make you a hypocrite. If you thought driving a mustang was an act of doucebaggery, then you would be a hypocrite.

Get the fuck out of here Harry.

civcmatt
02-29-2012, 03:59 PM
I do think that using your instead of you're is sometimes just a mental slip due to them sounding alike.

The brain is a mighty troll.

ya cuz i know the difference and what not and i catch that mishap all the time when reading someones work but every once in awhile i catch myself doing it....but i still hate that shit ahaha

Harry
02-29-2012, 04:01 PM
Get the fuck out of here Harry.


I stand corrected, you are a douchebag. :lol:

civcmatt
02-29-2012, 04:04 PM
I stand corrected, you are a douchebag. :lol:

he drives a mustang....case proven

Double R
02-29-2012, 04:11 PM
I stand corrected, you are a douchebag. :lol:

See

zedron
02-29-2012, 04:24 PM
When people drive in fast lane aka passing lane without passing. I do same thing but I am always attempting to pass even though they might be 300 yards ahead. So not sure if it counts.

civcmatt
02-29-2012, 04:25 PM
haha i do that all the time!

Double R
02-29-2012, 04:37 PM
Everyone driving faster than me is an idiot.

Everyone driving slower than me is an idiot.

zedron
02-29-2012, 04:40 PM
Everyone driving faster than me is an idiot.

Everyone driving slower than me is an idiot.

Everyone pacing you is the biggest idiot.

Paxil
02-29-2012, 04:42 PM
I occasionally drive up and down the west coast, and I noticed that people in California tend to only use the fast lane when necessary on the i5, where as Oregon and Washington drivers will stay in it their whole drive.

I hate hipsters. Yet I fit nearly every stereotype associated with them.

Double R
02-29-2012, 05:03 PM
wif is a hipster anyway?

It's so vague.

Harry
02-29-2012, 05:08 PM
I look down on women who do porn and women who become strippers, but.........

Double R
02-29-2012, 05:44 PM
I look down on a lot of people, but it doesn't mean I won't stick my dick in them.

Harry
02-29-2012, 05:51 PM
in fact, it's usually when I'm doing it.

itdiestoday
02-29-2012, 06:01 PM
True knowledge in this thread. :lulz:

BigD
02-29-2012, 06:02 PM
I look down on a lot of people, but it doesn't mean I won't stick my dick in them.
notice he said people, not women.

BigD
02-29-2012, 06:05 PM
I make fun of some douches for being meatheads. I'm a meathead.

Jeremy
02-29-2012, 06:09 PM
I bitch about people being late and calling into work, but yet im late on a dailey basies and like to take as much time away from work as possible

Double R
02-29-2012, 06:35 PM
notice he said people, not women.

:byebye:

eNder
02-29-2012, 06:45 PM
i think most filipinos are annoying as shit. I'm filipino and majority of my friends are filipino. <3 pineapple and pun and my cousin fatal.

BigD
02-29-2012, 07:13 PM
i think most filipinos are annoying as shit. I'm filipino and majority of my friends are filipino. <3 pineapple and pun and my cousin fatal.

I'm Polish and i hate hanging out with other Polish people.

nuklear
02-29-2012, 08:36 PM
generally I hate everyone at the gym, I donno if it's me being a hypocrit, but fuck them

Double R
02-29-2012, 08:50 PM
generally I hate everyone at the gym, I donno if it's me being a hypocrit, but fuck them

hahaha me too

I generally look at everyone with muscles and think "what a douche".

FOLDED
02-29-2012, 09:52 PM
I attend my DUI classes FOLDED SON !:beer:

Paxil
02-29-2012, 11:24 PM
:chuckle:

c_morse
03-01-2012, 12:56 AM
I stand corrected, you are a douchebag. :lol:

I've met him in person. COMPLETE douchebag. :lol:

c_morse
03-01-2012, 12:58 AM
I bitch about my troops at work not producing... while surfing the internet.

Double R
03-01-2012, 01:05 AM
hahaha

I'd walk out into the shop and see a bunch of Lance Corporals and PFCs not doing shit and start yelling...then go back in my office and nap.

Fuck them, I earned my right to skate.

c_morse
03-01-2012, 01:07 AM
Tonight three of the four NCO's on shift spent an hour working on one of our motorcycles while the Airmen had to do real work.

95civicex
03-01-2012, 01:21 AM
I am not, in fact, a hypocrite.

I win?

Fred
03-01-2012, 07:11 AM
yep you win

Siegler
03-01-2012, 11:45 AM
I hate lifters who lift light weight with good form and think they are the shit.

I'm that guy.

Stealth
03-01-2012, 11:58 AM
generally I hate everyone at the gym, I donno if it's me being a hypocrit, but fuck them

lol

Siegler
03-01-2012, 03:58 PM
I hate cars that have uneven headlights. So one is normal, and the other one shines right in your eye.

My car has had this problem since I got it 6 years ago.

Gamma_B
03-01-2012, 04:06 PM
I look down at people who watch things like reality television and shows like American Idol, etc since they are generally a waste of time and mindnumbing.

I play a lot of video games, which are a huge waste of time.

Double R
03-01-2012, 04:21 PM
I look down at people who watch things like reality television and shows like American Idol, etc since they are generally a waste of time and mindnumbing.

I play a lot of video games, which are a huge waste of time.

Actually there are various studies that people who play video games have better skills when tested for vision, accuracy, multitasking, and attention.

Also, it's been said that they process information more quickly and better spacial cognitive ability.

c_morse
03-01-2012, 05:13 PM
I hate cars that have uneven headlights. So one is normal, and the other one shines right in your eye.

My car has had this problem since I got it 6 years ago.

And obviously you can't figure out a ratchet or a screwdriver.

Punisher11
03-01-2012, 05:37 PM
And obviously you can't figure out a ratchet or a screwdriver.

Cause its not a computer problem :problemo:

Fatso
03-01-2012, 08:04 PM
No should ever be talking/texting and driving.

talks/texts/drives

Double R
03-01-2012, 10:03 PM
I did that the other day. My gf called me out on it. lololol

Harry
03-01-2012, 10:14 PM
Its true. Only i can drive safely while being distracted. Lol

herobyday
03-01-2012, 10:34 PM
I hate Mexicans.

I'm half Mexican

Siegler
03-01-2012, 10:36 PM
And obviously you can't figure out a ratchet or a screwdriver.

I know how to do it, I'm just too lazy.

Punisher11
03-01-2012, 11:01 PM
I hate Mexicans.

I'm half Mexican

:spit:

PiZzO
03-01-2012, 11:22 PM
dont fucking tailgate me......but i draft everyone if you move too slow in the left lane......jerk

Punisher11
03-01-2012, 11:34 PM
dont fucking tailgate me......but i draft everyone if you move too slow in the left lane......jerk

says he doesnt eat pork, ate all the godamn egg rolls

PiZzO
03-02-2012, 12:52 AM
says he doesnt eat pork, ate all the godamn egg rolls
only urs= win